(With apologies to those of you who didn’t.)
#10. The main reason you went to VBS was the cookies.
#9. You sight-read shape notes.
#8. You know what song #238B is.
#7. You don’t dance and you don’t chew and you don’t go with girls/guys who do.
#6. Command, example, necessary inference. ‘Nuff said. [Editor’s note: That sound you hear is my head thunking the wall repeatedly.]
#5. You know exactly what’s coming next when someone says, “Separate and apart…”
#4. Your school choir director loved having you in his/her class because you knew how to sing a capella.
#3. “…as we stand and sing…”
#2. “Guide, guard, and direct us…”
And the #1 reason you can tell you grew up in the Church of Christ:
#1. You know the first, second and fourth verse of every song in the song book by heart, but not the third.